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New Designs Added to Our Zazzle Store!

Do you ever just want to declare loudly that you do not have the Cortisol to deal with this sh*t? Well, now you can! Plus, every purchase you make through our Zazzle Storefront helps keep this website live. We greatly appreciate your support.

You can check out all of our designs here. However, please note that due to the phrasing of these items, they are rated PG13. As such, you must be logged into a Zazzle account in order to view them.

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